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"Just Another Story About Skeeter Thompson"
So, we were in Amsterdam
and we were staying at this guy Toss's house, good friend of ours

It's kinda in the middle of the city
we were just finished with our second European tour
And everything was going pretty good

Skeeter, he met this girl that lived next door to Toss's
and within a couple of weeks he started living with her, you know?
And I guess she had a lot of money or something
'cuz she was constantly buying him clothes
And getting him lots of stuff and loading him with money, you know?

He was constantly going to the coffee shop
always getting the best herb and the best hash, you know?
He was in good shape

She was really good looking, she was really cool
I don't think he'd ever met her before
But, she had, you know, other boyfriend's, I suppose

So, I'm sitting on the couch, you know, in Toss's apartment
and im reading, you know, "Maximum Rock 'n Roll" or "Flip Side"
One of those punk things

And I heard Skeeter come in
and he came in and he had all these really nice clothes on
She bought him all this stuff
she, like, bought him cologne
He was really, really smelling good, you know?
he looked good too

You know, he came in and put his herb on the table and, whatever,
I'm just reading my little punk magazine
Not really paying attention

And then he says, uh, he says, "Hey, Dave."
and I look up and he's standing there with his dick in his hand
And he's kinda got it like lifted up
so he's looking at the head of his dick
He kinda pointed it at me, I didn't know what to think

He said, "Does that look like puss to you?"
I said, "No, I think it's lint."